{"id":3345,"date":"2010-04-17T21:02:00","date_gmt":"2010-04-17T21:02:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/tmblr.kamilah.ca\/?p=3345"},"modified":"2010-04-17T21:02:00","modified_gmt":"2010-04-17T21:02:00","slug":"what-do-dolphins-drink-blood","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/tmblr.kamilah.ca\/?p=3345","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<blockquote><p>What do dolphins drink?&#8230;.BLOOD!!!<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<div class='attribution'>Ashley &#8211; this one requires a bit of a back story. In philosophy we did a general knowledge quiz. One question was what do dolphins drink? The answer is that they don&#8217;t drink anything, but one of the ways they get water is from the blood of the animals they eat. so&#8230;VAMPOLPHINS, be afraid, very afraid&#8230;<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>What do dolphins drink?&#8230;.BLOOD!!! Ashley &#8211; this one requires a bit of a back story. In philosophy we did a general knowledge quiz. One question was what do dolphins drink? The answer is that they don&#8217;t drink anything, but one of the ways they get water is from the blood of the animals they eat. [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"quote","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[2390,359,2174],"class_list":["post-3345","post","type-post","status-publish","format-quote","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-conversations-that-are-funny-to-a-select-group-of-friends","tag-philosophy","tag-vampires","post_format-post-format-quote"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/tmblr.kamilah.ca\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3345","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/tmblr.kamilah.ca\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/tmblr.kamilah.ca\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tmblr.kamilah.ca\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tmblr.kamilah.ca\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3345"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/tmblr.kamilah.ca\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3345\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/tmblr.kamilah.ca\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3345"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tmblr.kamilah.ca\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3345"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tmblr.kamilah.ca\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3345"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}