Mike: I can tell that driver was a girl because you have to telepathically talk to females differently than males. You have to tap in to their hive mind!
\nMe: Hey!…..Racist Sister! *clap*
\nMike: Umm, that’s sexist.
\nMe: I know that. But it’s not as funny.
\nMike: It really isn’t.
\nMe: It’s about priorities.
\nMike: Accuracy is sacrificed for humour.
\nMe: Exactly, after all, what’s really important. \ud83d\ude42<\/p>\n
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