{"id":3769,"date":"2009-10-16T03:01:34","date_gmt":"2009-10-16T03:01:34","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/tmblr.kamilah.ca\/?p=3769"},"modified":"2009-10-16T03:01:34","modified_gmt":"2009-10-16T03:01:34","slug":"life-by-the-staff-room","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/tmblr.kamilah.ca\/?p=3769","title":{"rendered":"life by the staff room"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>S: I have to get married because I want kids<br \/>\nA1: What if your wife doesn&#8217;t want kids?<br \/>\nS: Then fuck her!<br \/>\nA1: Well that is how&#8230;<br \/>\nEveryone: hahaha<br \/>\nS:oh&#8230;oops&#8230;<br \/>\nA2: Ahh! my virgin ears! *sticks head in locker*<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>S: I have to get married because I want kids A1: What if your wife doesn&#8217;t want kids? S: Then fuck her! A1: Well that is how&#8230; Everyone: hahaha S:oh&#8230;oops&#8230; A2: Ahh! my virgin ears! *sticks head in locker*<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"chat","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[84],"class_list":["post-3769","post","type-post","status-publish","format-chat","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-perpetual-thoughts","post_format-post-format-chat"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/tmblr.kamilah.ca\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3769","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/tmblr.kamilah.ca\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/tmblr.kamilah.ca\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tmblr.kamilah.ca\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tmblr.kamilah.ca\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3769"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/tmblr.kamilah.ca\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3769\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/tmblr.kamilah.ca\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3769"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tmblr.kamilah.ca\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3769"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tmblr.kamilah.ca\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3769"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}