{"id":5138,"date":"2013-07-26T13:00:23","date_gmt":"2013-07-26T13:00:23","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/tmblr.kamilah.ca\/?p=5138"},"modified":"2013-07-26T13:00:23","modified_gmt":"2013-07-26T13:00:23","slug":"incidents-and-accidents-thoughts-on-the-friendzone","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/tmblr.kamilah.ca\/?p=5138","title":{"rendered":"incidents and accidents: thoughts on the friendzone"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href='http:\/\/shoepastryheart.tumblr.com\/post\/56512766422'>incidents and accidents: thoughts on the friendzone<\/a><\/p>\n<div class=\"link_description\">\n<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/wendygirlyoumoveme.tumblr.com\/post\/56412126932\/thoughts-on-the-friendzone\" target=\"_blank\">wendygirlyoumoveme<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p>when i was 5 years old my best friend was a boy named kyle who didn\u2019t know how to knock on doors so he made dinosaur noises outside my window to wake me up in the summer until i demonstrated how to ball his fists and slam them against my doors. we collected caterpillars&#8230;<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>incidents and accidents: thoughts on the friendzone wendygirlyoumoveme: when i was 5 years old my best friend was a boy named kyle who didn\u2019t know how to knock on doors so he made dinosaur noises outside my window to wake me up in the summer until i demonstrated how to ball his fists and slam [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"link","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[3488,689,438,558,3487,2839,3489],"class_list":["post-5138","post","type-post","status-publish","format-link","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-femibism","tag-friend-zone","tag-friends","tag-friendship","tag-friendzone","tag-important","tag-patriarchy","post_format-post-format-link"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/tmblr.kamilah.ca\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5138","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/tmblr.kamilah.ca\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/tmblr.kamilah.ca\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tmblr.kamilah.ca\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tmblr.kamilah.ca\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=5138"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/tmblr.kamilah.ca\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5138\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/tmblr.kamilah.ca\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=5138"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tmblr.kamilah.ca\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=5138"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tmblr.kamilah.ca\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=5138"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}