{"id":5259,"date":"2013-05-14T22:28:59","date_gmt":"2013-05-14T22:28:59","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/tmblr.kamilah.ca\/?p=5259"},"modified":"2014-11-10T09:55:37","modified_gmt":"2014-11-10T09:55:37","slug":"imperfectreflection-tastefullyoffensive","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/tmblr.kamilah.ca\/?p=5259","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"\n\t\t<style type=\"text\/css\">\n\t\t\t#gallery-1 {\n\t\t\t\tmargin: auto;\n\t\t\t}\n\t\t\t#gallery-1 .gallery-item {\n\t\t\t\tfloat: left;\n\t\t\t\tmargin-top: 10px;\n\t\t\t\ttext-align: center;\n\t\t\t\twidth: 33%;\n\t\t\t}\n\t\t\t#gallery-1 img {\n\t\t\t\tborder: 2px solid #cfcfcf;\n\t\t\t}\n\t\t\t#gallery-1 .gallery-caption {\n\t\t\t\tmargin-left: 0;\n\t\t\t}\n\t\t\t\/* see gallery_shortcode() in wp-includes\/media.php *\/\n\t\t<\/style>\n\t\t<div id='gallery-1' class='gallery galleryid-5259 gallery-columns-3 gallery-size-thumbnail'><dl class='gallery-item'>\n\t\t\t<dt class='gallery-icon portrait'>\n\t\t\t\t<a href='https:\/\/tmblr.kamilah.ca\/?attachment_id=5260'><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"150\" height=\"150\" src=\"https:\/\/tmblr.kamilah.ca\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/05\/tumblr_mmsyj8utnB1qewacoo1_500-150x150.jpg\" class=\"attachment-thumbnail size-thumbnail\" alt=\"\" \/><\/a>\n\t\t\t<\/dt><\/dl>\n\t\t\t<br style='clear: both' \/>\n\t\t<\/div>\n\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/imperfectreflection.tumblr.com\/post\/50446621068\/tastefullyoffensive-wolfram-alpha-you-are\" class=\"tumblr_blog\" target=\"_blank\">imperfectreflection<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/tumblr.tastefullyoffensive.com\/post\/50435417685\/wolfram-alpha-you-are-drunk\" target=\"_blank\">tastefullyoffensive<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p>Wolfram Alpha, you are drunk.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>Wolfram Alpha, please stay drunk because that was the best answer I\u2019ve seen you give yet<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>imperfectreflection: tastefullyoffensive: Wolfram Alpha, you are drunk. Wolfram Alpha, please stay drunk because that was the best answer I\u2019ve seen you give yet<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"gallery","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[1120,3562,228,3563,3063],"class_list":["post-5259","post","type-post","status-publish","format-gallery","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-drunk","tag-firetrucks","tag-lol","tag-my-love","tag-wolfram-alpha","post_format-post-format-gallery"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/tmblr.kamilah.ca\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5259","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/tmblr.kamilah.ca\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/tmblr.kamilah.ca\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tmblr.kamilah.ca\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tmblr.kamilah.ca\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=5259"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/tmblr.kamilah.ca\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5259\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5261,"href":"https:\/\/tmblr.kamilah.ca\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5259\/revisions\/5261"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/tmblr.kamilah.ca\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=5259"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tmblr.kamilah.ca\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=5259"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tmblr.kamilah.ca\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=5259"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}