When sick at home I apparently make super pony versions of myself flying in outer space…
Anyways… Make yours here.
When sick at home I apparently make super pony versions of myself flying in outer space…
Anyways… Make yours here.
I’m a smarticle particle!
Whip it – because I’m an Ellen Page fan and I like girls who break societal rules
Adam – because it looks charming and nerdy
(500) Days of Summer – because I like stories where the guy is romantic and charming and the girl is hard to catch (plus there’s something enchanting about Zooey Deschanel’s voice)
Post Grad – because I’ve been thinking about whether I want to go to graduate school and what kind of jobs I’ll be able to get after four years of university
Tonight I checked Fame of the list. Well the plot was a little thin, I really enjoyed it. The performances in it were beautiful, and the whole story was like snapshots of growth and discovery, setbacks and art. There is such talent in this world.
I wrote this in grade 12, and just came across it. The only movie I’ve actually watched is Whip It (fantastic) but I was considering watching (500) Days of Summer again, because I love New Girl.
Anyways, the funny part:
Adam – because it looks charming and nerdy
Adam – because it looks he is charming and nerdy
lololololololol
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EVERY DAY I’M TUMBLRIN
No sentence fragments. Avoid run-on sentences they are hard to read. A writer must not shift your point of view. Reserve the apostrophe for it’s proper use and omit it when its not needed. Write all adverbial forms correct. In their writing, everyone should make sure that their pronouns agree with its antecedent. Use the semicolon properly, use it between complete but related thoughts; and not between an independent clause and a mere phrase. Don’t use no double negatives. Also, avoid awkward or affected alliteration. If I’ve told you once, I’ve told you a thousand times: Resist hyperbole. If any word is improper at the end of a sentence, a linking verb is. Avoid commas, that are not necessary. Verbs has to agree with their subjects. Avoid trendy locutions that sound flaky. And don’t start a sentence with a conjunction. The passive voice should never be used. Writing carefully, dangling participles should be avoided. Unless you are quoting other people’s exclamations, kill a ll exclamation points!!! Never use a long word when a diminutive one will do. Proofread carefully to see if you any words out. Use parallel structure when you write and in speaking. You should just avoid confusing readers with misplaced modifiers. Place pronouns as close as possible, especially in long sentences-such as those of ten or more words-to their antecedents. Eschew dialect, irregardless. Remember to never split an infinitive. Take the bull by the hand and don’t mix metaphors. Don’t verb nouns. Always pick on the correct idiom. Never, ever use repetitive redundancies. “Avoid overuse of ‘quotation “marks.”’” Never use prepositions to end a sentence with. Last but not least, avoid clichés like the plague.
Got angst?
meow!
New Spice | Study like a scholar, scholar
Old Spice commercial parody for “studying like a scholar”
“Did you know that eight out of five dentists say that studying in the library is six bajillion times more effective than studying in your shower?”
What it sounds like Sean said: What’s more fun than sex? Sex squared!
What Sean actually said: What is more fun then sec(x)? Sec^2(x)!